Merry Christmas to All...
IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE AUTUMN OFFICIALLY BEGAN AND THEY WERE PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS MERCHANDISE IN LOWE'S!
I understand that this is how things are. But, c'mon... it wasn't even Bilbo Baggins's birthday yet!
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A girl once went to the fair to hire herself for servant. At last a funny-looking old gentleman engaged her, and took her home to his house. When she got there, he told her that he had something to teach her, for that in his house he had his own names for things. He said to her, "What will you call me?" " Master or mister, or whatever you please, sir," says she. He said, "You must call me master of all masters . And what would you call this?" he said pointing to his bed. "Bed or couch, or whatever you please, sir." " No, that's my barnacle . And what do you call these?" said he, pointing to his pantaloons. "Breeches or trousers, or whatever you please, sir." "You must call them squibs and crackers . And what would you call her?" he said pointing to the cat. "Cat or kit, or whatever you please, sir." "You must call her white-faced simminy . " &quo
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